3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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