You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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