I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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