I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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