he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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