can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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