I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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