The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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