is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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