How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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