when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
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i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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