i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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