You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Just high enough for therapy.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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