FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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