More tranny stories later!
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Randomize
