About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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