I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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