wat bout pragnant strippers??
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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