none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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