i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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