remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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