I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
i need some magic done to my vagina
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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