Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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