I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
ok first of all what the fuck
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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