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god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
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I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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