No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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