His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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