When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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