and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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