For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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