For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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