if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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