Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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