I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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