you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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