their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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