its not stalking. its research.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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