no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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