Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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