belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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