so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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