just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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