You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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