Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Did you pee in the oven last night??
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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