Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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