Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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