hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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