The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
vagina is talking i cant
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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