is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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