did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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