idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Randomize
