I wanna bring you to show and tell
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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