Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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