I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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